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Dalai Lama takes credit for Chinese earthquake!

Lhasa, Tibet - The Dalai Lama has taken credit for the massive earthquake that hit China. Citing recent 'bad karma' over the suppression of Tibet's population, the Delai Lama said he would pray for the victims, but hates the Chinese leadership for years of brutal supression. He took credit for the creation of the 'Great Jump' that sparked the earthquake.

"We all jumped up and landed at an exact moment causing the Earth to tremble!" Said the Tibetan Minister of Movement, decribing the 'Great Jump' that was performed by 100% of the Tibetan population.

The resulting shockwave caused a 7.9 earthquake that rattled windows as far away as Mongolia and caused vibrations in Beijing, China's capitol.

Since the 'Great Jump' has met with such successful results, the Dalai Lama has promised a 'Great Pee' in the later part of 2008.